Quizzically Seeing Me

I have never done this before, but several of my friends love to include these traditionally e-mail quizzes on their sites. I thought this was the most unique one I had ever seen, so I thought I would give it a try.

1. FIRST NAME: Richard

2. WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN? One would think that it was when I was in my near death car accident, I would think it was actually when I had my wisdom teeth out. The accident seemed to have its pain blocked somehow.

3. DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU? Most of the time. Not enough restaurants have mints for after meals.

4.WHAT KIND OF MOUTHWASH DO YOU PREFER? The green ones. Haha. I like Listerine, but sometimes it is a bit much.. 

5.ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI? Come now, have you seen how I dress? Only boys for me thank you very much.

6.DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER? Why yes, yes I am.

7.WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS? I like my fingers, and I think in my lifetime, the use of my pinky will net far more than 10million so, I would have to say no.

8.DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY? I dated Ben for five months, midgets have a special place in my heart.

9.DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING? I do, not that he (or she) would believe in the majority of the insanity that is done in his or her name.

10.IF YOU ARE A SMOKER, WHAT IS YOUR BRAND? *Cough* *Cough* I prefer to have a long, happy life where I can use my voice the way I want and not smell worse than garbage.

11.WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE? Midol. It is by far the best headache medicine in the world. Of course, that would even fall short of caffeine and chocolate. Mmmm.. 

12.BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTORCYCLES, OR FAST CARS? Luxury please. They can be fast too. No trucks for me. I like the air I breathe.

13.WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR? Cheap ones! I know, that is surprising if you know me at all, but I find that I cannot keep ahold of a pair for very long, so cheap ones are perfect. Besides, it takes a while, but if you look, you can find great ones.

14.DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD? You mean Ethos? It tastes great!

15.WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE? Laptops are more my flavor, and I love my beautiful Vaio S- Series with more power than it was ever meant to have. Woot!

16.HOW OFTEN DO YOU POOP? ... did Ben write this quiz? I have no idea. Enough I suppose seeing as I am still alive.

17.WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK? By most people's definition, never. If you count pretty close, I would say about a year ago.

18.IF YOU HIT A 50 MILLION LOTTO, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD BUY? A new corporate office in downtown KC with a condo on the top that's all for me!

19.DO YOU EVER GAMBLE? I do sometimes. That whole luckiest sign in the zodiac has to be abused every once in a while.

20.IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? Boston, for half the year at least. San Diego might be able to take up the rest of my year. I like snow, but New England is a bit extreme in the winter.

21.YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER? Haha!  Interesting. I wonder if anyone actually does that one. With my bus and all, I have several, none of which leave my side.

22.HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLAT TIRE? Of course. And unlike many of my "family" I can change it just fine thank you very much!

23.ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW HAIRY ARE YOU? Hmm. Probably a 3 or 4.

24.DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH? I like to make fun of him because he can't seem to speak. I like to hate him because he uses religion in opposition to its intent, to destroy people.

25.ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW? Starving! But Bravo (a great Italian place) is coming up as soon as I finish with this!

26.WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH? Chicken nuggets or pizza.

27.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD? Eggs Benedict or biscuits and gravy.

28.WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE? The house elf.

29.HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU HAVE? Probably close to 200.

30.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK YOU WET THE BED? Not even close.

31.IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? Hmmm. Again, defenitions are required. If we mean actual sex, I can currently only think of one person... But if it's "sexual relations" There is no one I want that I haven't had... except maybe Shawn Ashmore or Hayden Christiansan 

32.HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY? I got stitches when my dad ran us into an embankment, and my wisdom teeth have come out.

34.WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY? OWWW!!!!

35.DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID? No... but I seem to come across as someone who likes to. I really don't mean to, but I am not very good at blunting my criticism.

36.WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSON AT WORK/SCHOOL? I am the boss, I have to like all my employees.

37.WHAT BRAND IS YOUR CELL PHONE? Right now Sprint Sanyo, but normally and soon will be Sprint Samsung.

38.HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT ANYONE MASTURBATING? Caught only counts if they don't want me to see, right? In that case, I don't think so.

39.WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PUKED? About a year ago.

40.HOW OLD ARE YOU? 24... for a few more days... then the big quarter of a century...

41.WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP? I prefer to defy gravity in a less literal sense. Actually, I guess I prefer to defy it rather than embrace it head-on.

42.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED? Not by any actual authority.

43.HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHAVE? Every day unfortunately... I only skip occasionally.

44.DO YOU THINK THE MIDGET QUESTION (8.) WAS OVER THE LINE? Almost, but hey, ask what you will.

45.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER? Beer bad. Cider good... fruity drinks (O3, Smirnoff Ice, etc.) good...

46.ARE YOU RACIST? That would be rather hypocritical of me wouldn't it?

47.DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY? Dear God no!

48.LIBERRAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER? Bleeding heart here I am. I like to think of it as Progressive.

49.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY? If you don't count my brain or my heart, which I think are cheesy answers, I like my eyes. With them I can say an infinite amount with a single look, and I think they show a great deal of my soul.

50.ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THE MIDGET QUESTION? What is it with the midgets. NO!
51.IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED? North Dakota. Is there even anything there?

52.HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET? That wouldn't be very nice. No. No. No.

53.WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN? Oooo now I get to be sexist? Oh wait, not so much. So long as they aren't from Kansas, I find that both can drive with equal skill... unless of course I am on the highway when it is still equal, in so far as it doesn't exist.

54.ARE YOU SEXIST? Wow. That was convenient. See above question.

55.WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DUMBEST SPORT IS? I can only chose one? Golf and football. Their popularity is ridiculous. One hurts people and one was created so people with no skill at other sports could pretend to be good at sports.

56.DO YOU FORWARD CHAIN EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO BE GOOD/BAD LUCK? No. People have enough trouble dealing with luck without throwing in ridiculous things like that.

57.WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS VERY SECOND? My friend who wrote this, put in his fiancee... which made me think of someone else. Though in actuality I think about him on and off all day, so it makes sense that we would come back... Oh, if you don't know who he is, you will have to wait. I am not letting this one out of the bag just yet.

58.DO YOU SLOW DOWN AT CAR ACCIDENTS ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE? No. In fact if I could I would control other people's cars so they couldn't do that either! Traffic what?

59.HAVE YOU EVER HAD JURY DUTY? Indeed. I normally get mad at the lawyers for doing a bad job.

60.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT "FUCK BUDDIES"? I don't do "sex" in the biblical sense with anyone as of yet, but again, sexual relations have led to some "friends with benefits" from time to time. :)